I had a very special roommate last year, and one of the first late-night kitchen conversations we ever had was on the subject of school clubs. She told me that she discovered that if you found 5 people to say they were interested in a certain club, the school would give you $200 to start it. She thought this was the most exciting thing in the world, because, and this is in her words: How many people love avocados? All I'd have to do is find 5 people who love avocados, and then they'd give us $200, and we could spend it all on avocados!!!!
Well, we never started the club (I guess we're too lazy for the paperwork), but we certainly consumed a lot of avocados anyways in the time we lived together. And when the time came to make her a birthday cake, I could think of nothing more fitting and special than an avocado cake. And here it is!!
It took the birthday girl a while to figure out what kind of cake she was eating, but once she did, she ate 2 big slices right there, licked her plate clean, and then proudly carried the rest of her cake home.
I made a big cake for her, and then 3 little individual cakes that I brought over to a few of my gourmet-food-obsessed man friends. One of them ate his and then sent me this e-mail:
I had the cake tonight...words cannot describe the interactions my mouth had with that dessert...it was orgasmic, you can just ask Craig...it brought tears to my eyes...it was "les plus delicieux"(the most delicious) and I don't even speak French, I just felt like putting that, I had to look it up...I'm basically speechless right now, so I'll just let you imagine the euphoric state I'm experiencing in the aftermath of the taste explosiveness, the mind-blowing eruption of pleasure in my palate, the sweet, sweet love that occurred in my mouth at 11:40 PM PST tonight.
And hahaha I don't think I even have to say anything more than that. =) I guess everyone really does love avocados!